Welcome to NeoNecktie, your portal to Neonectar.
PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO NEONECTAR
Mr. Rousseau:
Our Client, Mr. Graves, has informed us that you have registered a heavy
complaint with the layout and organization of Ladytrap.org. We have been
licensed to list the precise location of the link to your site, Neonectar.com,
which has existed on the Ladytrap for well over a year, since before said domain
name even existed and Mr. Graves was very graciously piggybacking your files
within the framework of his own website:
http://www.ladytrap.org/travel/travel.htm
He has asked us to remind you, beyond our legal requirements, that he has been
in the business for several years and perhaps is more capable than your amateur
mind can fathom. He also wishes you to remember that although your snazzy domain
name give the illusion of independence, your files still rest entirely in his
server space.
HOWEVER, as you well recall and are fond of never letting remain silent, he is
forever imprisoned by his family's debt to yours, occurring from an act well
over seven hundred years ago near Toulon when an ancestor of yours bequeathed to
an ancestor of Mr. Graves a noble title and six thousand hectares of his fiefdom
in exchange for The Righte To Eternale Favore-Askinge, so he has very grudgingly
(and in good faith) provided yet another link, one far less subtle and thus
designed for your sensitivities, on the most prominent page of the Ladytrap.
We draw attention to the irony of this situation. While in the intellectually
gridlocked time of Medieval France the Graves Clan paid tribute to the Rousseau
Clan and lived on their ancestral land, in this modern day of information and
enlightenment, your Neonectar family is entirely the guest of the Ladytrap and
ever shall remain so.
At your service (for eternity),
The offices of Simon Graves
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Dear Mister Graves,
One may think that time changes all things, but of course most of what happened in 14th-century Toulon is still very relevant today. The Graves Clan has indeed progressed from those that could be described as talented vassals to the now seemingly all-powerful pseudo cyber lords of the Ladytrap universe. With all due respect, this site has now, as the name implies, become a phantasmal quicksand for both innocent damsels and unsuspecting visitors. The Neonectar family has to thank Mr. Graves for his generosity and patience. Despite limited resources, the eviction notices have been few and the stay has been more than pleasant. Still, the 21st century demands of us a specific craving for vastness and unboundedness that borders on gluttony. Mr. Rousseau has once had to move from living in a van to taking up quarters that boast a real wardrobe. Just so with the onset of the new calendar year 2007, the time has now come to find a new home for Neonectar. This transference will of course remain transparent to the electronic traveler, but should leave the Ladytrap with substantially more resources. Hopefully this can now be used for bettering both the world and the visitor. Though doubtlessly the guile and craft of Mr. Graves should never be underestimated.
Well-wishes from the Heralds of
the New Nectar
and with kind regards, on behalf of Stefan Rousseau
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